It also makes complete sense to me that you would believe a store that is liquidating its inventory and closing forever is still receiving new books, or that if you can’t find a book I can order it for you. I also understand your anger and frustration with the fact that we have no computer system to check our inventory for a book you want despite that you don’t remember the title or author, or even whether it’s fiction or non. These are all things I would have been able to do a few weeks ago, when we were still a store. The fact that I can’t do any of these things now must be baffling.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work.

It also makes complete sense to me that you would believe a store that is liquidating its inventory and closing forever is still receiving new books, or that if you can’t find a book I can order it for you. I also understand your anger and frustration with the fact that we have no computer system to check our inventory for a book you want despite that you don’t remember the title or author, or even whether it’s fiction or non. These are all things I would have been able to do a few weeks ago, when we were still a store. The fact that I can’t do any of these things now must be baffling.

PIZZA CHICKEN
chicken breast, pounded flat if thick 
Salt, pepper, garlic powder and Italian seasoning, to taste 
1 tablespoon pizza sauce 
4 slices pepperoni 
1 teaspoon butter or oil 
2 fresh mushrooms, sliced 
2 thin green pepper rings 
1 ounce mozzarella cheese, shredded

Season the chicken with salt and other seasonings; grill. Meanwhile, sauté the mushrooms and pepper rings in butter or oil until slightly tender, but not mushy; set aside. Spread the sauce over the chicken, then top with the pepperoni, the pepper rings, mushrooms and then finally, the cheese. Sprinkle with a little additional Italian seasoning, if desired. Bake at 350º about 10-15 minutes or until hot and the cheese is melted. Serve at once.

PIZZA CHICKEN
chicken breast, pounded flat if thick 
Salt, pepper, garlic powder and Italian seasoning, to taste 
1 tablespoon pizza sauce 
4 slices pepperoni 
1 teaspoon butter or oil 
2 fresh mushrooms, sliced 
2 thin green pepper rings 
1 ounce mozzarella cheese, shredded

Season the chicken with salt and other seasonings; grill. Meanwhile, sauté the mushrooms and pepper rings in butter or oil until slightly tender, but not mushy; set aside. Spread the sauce over the chicken, then top with the pepperoni, the pepper rings, mushrooms and then finally, the cheese. Sprinkle with a little additional Italian seasoning, if desired. Bake at 350º about 10-15 minutes or until hot and the cheese is melted. Serve at once.

jon.com.org.net is using WP-Gravatar