“You’re such a baby that you’re probably seeing double.”
“I’ve got two guns; one for each of you.”
Summer days…
Grammy and Elliott, watchin’ the funny car races. (at peppertree cafe)
I read this notice in Mike Meyers’ Scottish accent, and now you did too. (at United Oil)
Captain Spaghettiface reporting for duty! (at Filippis Pizza Grotto)
Happy #nationalburgerday! (at Luna Grill)
I’m not sure about this product name, but I’m not sure why. (at Stater Bros.)
Check out this noodle enthusiast. (at Panda Express)
Elliott was concerned the katydid was going to “eat him like a leaf” when I told him that katydids only eat leaves.