10 Things Men find Unattractive in Women


  1. Spooky minor key leitmotif building to a crescendo
  2. Cannot be focused on with naked eye due to headache sensation
  3. Impromptu Red Hot Chili Peppers-esque “scatting”
  4. Thousands of scorpions
  5. Chequing account with fanfiction.net
  6. Constant surveillance by agencies.
  7. Inability or refusal to touch magical scarab.
  8. On fire, does not burn.
  9. KoЯn
  10. Several marbles, on a dare

Women, amirite?

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