Preview shot of Elliott’s smash cake. (We made them add another t, don’t worry.) (at Edelweiss Bakery)

When asked how it felt to be 1 year old, Elliott responded, “Zub!”

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%U r89nvy owmc63Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

What’s the most intellectual joke you know? : AskReddit

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%U r89nvy owmc63Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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