A broken toe will turn even the mightiest lion into a meek housecat.

maxistentialist:

9 minutes after posting them, the Texas Senate changed the date on their SB5 results.

Unconscionable.

whitepeoplemadatfoodnetwork:

You’re so right. I’ve never heard “one of them” utter so much as a “what’s up?” never mind a full given name. Makes it totally legit to use everywhere, all the time, for everyone. Obviously.

This tumblr makes me happy. It’s basically the reason I’m on tumblr.

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