Badass, like REO Speedwagon or somethin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i606f47SK90
Men are only interested in asses. Women, on the other hand, are just stupid – blonde women in particular.
(Thank you, person who submitted this whose name I’ve immediately forgotten, probably because they weren’t attractive enough or something!)
I thought it was pronounced “AY-suhs”…
He likes it with the lights on.
For your typographical titillation: a Friday quickie from Liz in Portland…
![When exciting [sic] the bathroom please leave the light on.](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2295/1861618050_3f3d90df75.jpg "When exciting [sic] the bathroom please leave the light on.")
related: You turned me on and left me.
Decomposing Hamburgergate: Now with 100% more science!
Periodically, over the last year, I’ve wasted a day or so screaming at my computer screen about how photos of a McDonald’s hamburger failing to rot were not a sign that the food was somehow…
Someone named Sandra Ann Aitchison sent me an official looking EMERGENCY MOTION TO MODIFY VISITATION pdf. A fun read, but still mystifying.
World’s Dumbest Editor Incurs The Wrath Of The Internet
Rejoice, webizens, for today will forever be remembered in the annals of crowdsourced Internet vengeance! When writer Monica Gaudio discovered that a magazine she’d never heard of, Cooks Source,…
Why didn’t anyone tell me about the Poignant Guide to Ruby? The best programming-nay- the best book I’ve ever read. http://petaq.us/1x #ruby
High Speed Video of Popcorn Popping – 6200 fps, playback @ 25 fps
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Photo: Seth Wenig / AP Photo
Yesterday Andrew Cuomo was elected governor of New York State, which means, as Eater pointed out, that his girlfriend…
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