Not even at grandpa’s house 10 minutes, and it’s already a party!
Not only did they neglect to notify me that my tux was ready, but they gave me some other guy’s tux! Good thing he’s my size! (at Men’s Wearhouse)
In 1975 Phoebe Winch discovered that the 100 standard Scrabble tiles reveal a hidden message:
I AM DIETING. I EAT QUINCE JELLY. LOTS OF GROUND MAIZE GIVES VARIETY. I COOK RHUBARB AND SODA, WEEP ANEW, OR PUT ON EXTRA FLESH.
I wonder how well it works …
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutilityCloset/~3/z7VgoWoaRnw/
In 1975 Phoebe Winch discovered that the 100 standard Scrabble tiles reveal a hidden message:
I AM DIETING. I EAT QUINCE JELLY. LOTS OF GROUND MAIZE GIVES VARIETY. I COOK RHUBARB AND SODA, WEEP ANEW, OR PUT ON EXTRA FLESH.
I wonder how well it works …
Elliott doesn’t ride on his cars, but when Mom gets a package… Watch out!
This band isn’t very lively. (at Hamburger Factory)
Someone fancies himself quite the chef this morning.