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The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him.
‘Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?’ she asked.
Sartre looked up from his reading and replied, ‘Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream.’
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to his book. However, the waitress returned a few minutes later with a concerned look on her face. ‘I’m sorry, Monsieur Sartre,’ she said, ‘but we are all out of cream. Is it alright if we make you coffee with no milk?’
I always think about this joke when people say they’re going to boycott a place they never were going to shop at in the first place.
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him.
‘Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?’ she asked.
Sartre looked up from his reading and replied, ‘Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream.’
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to his book. However, the waitress returned a few minutes later with a concerned look on her face. ‘I’m sorry, Monsieur Sartre,’ she said, ‘but we are all out of cream. Is it alright if we make you coffee with no milk?’
I always think about this joke when people say they’re going to boycott a place they never were going to shop at in the first place.
Reposting for all my Frasier peeps. Keep trying to find a use for those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
when’s frasier gonna be on blu ray, obama
Woo sorry for the tardy comic. Was putting the final touches on the next volume of Midnite Surprise! It’s gonna be a hoot.
Cheese Omelette with Sausage on the side.
Cheese Omelette with Sausage on the side.