Men are only interested in asses. Women, on the other hand, are just stupid – blonde women in particular.

(Thank you, person who submitted this whose name I’ve immediately forgotten, probably because they weren’t attractive enough or something!)

I thought it was pronounced “AY-suhs”… 

Someone named Sandra Ann Aitchison sent me an official looking EMERGENCY MOTION TO MODIFY VISITATION pdf. A fun read, but still mystifying.